im always on your side

roseperfume:

a post on here: stop with the self deprecation

me, who lives perpetually in a state of self hatred due to my anxiety, inferiority complex, and insecurity, hoping to vent about some of the problems i have with myself without confining them to my head, where they will inevitably get worse as i condition myself to believe these thoughts are true: no

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

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deersatan:

“dinner’s ready!”

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officialcrow:

sexanax:

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

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itsdeepforhappypeople:

lordwellingtonofficial:

dyrks:

spoopflow:

boopong:

spoopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

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dankmemermaid:

junevevo:

dankmemermaid:

when theres about to be drama in the group chat

Who the fuck makes tea like this?

i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

Thank god 😳

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Just kidding